1 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:46,479 [ominous music playing] 2 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:58,091 [zombie beggar groaning, snarling] 3 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,698 [police sirens wailing in distance] 4 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,501 [groaning, snarling] 5 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:27,454 [Freddy] Great. Thank you very much! [grunts] 6 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,222 - What the hell, dude? - [music concludes] 7 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,958 Spare change. 8 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:33,493 [Freddy] Hey, you saw what happened. 9 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,428 Can I get another milkshake? 10 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,630 Fuck you. 11 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,467 ["Penny for a Smile" playing over radio] 12 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:46,639 ♪ Baby, I've been going Kind of crazy ♪ 13 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:49,476 ♪ About this wicked way... ♪ 14 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,778 Skeleton Army has betrayed you... 15 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,547 They now dance to your agony as you burn to ashes. 16 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,983 - You are dead. - [Freddy grunts] 17 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,685 - That's harsh. - [car door closes] 18 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,520 You wanna know what's harsh, okay? 19 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,822 This dead meat asking me for money 20 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:05,859 with gold teeth in his mouth. Unbelievable. 21 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:11,464 - Wait, take this! Take this! - Watch it, Freddy! [grunts] 22 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,666 This is a limited foil cover edition! 23 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:16,636 [Freddy] Hey, hey, I-- I noticed you had no shoes. 24 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:17,470 He doesn't care. 25 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:19,139 [Freddy] And I wanted to find out what-- [grunts] 26 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,574 Just kidding. [screams] Gimme that. 27 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:26,045 - [Karl sighs] - [exhales, laughs] 28 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,615 - [imitates zombie snarling] - [sighs] 29 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:29,916 [grunts] 30 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,986 Don't put that in your mouth, Freddy! 31 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,787 What? What are you, a zombiphobe now? 32 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:38,258 You gotta stop doing this, okay? You're gonna get us in trouble. 33 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,460 Survival of the strongest. 34 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,195 - Survival of the fittest. - Whatever, dude, okay? 35 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:45,798 - He doesn't need it. I do. - You need nasty gold teeth? 36 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:48,401 No! I need cash, okay? 37 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:50,570 Besides, what do zombies needs money for anyway? 38 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,338 I guess earning money is all they ever did 39 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,840 when they were alive. [chuckles] 40 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:56,676 What a bunch of losers. 41 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:59,412 - [both laugh] - [cell phone ringing] 42 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:01,948 - Oh! Time to work. - [Freddy clears throat] 43 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,950 [song concludes] 44 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:07,820 - Hey, Maggie! - Hey, shit-face. 45 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,924 I've got another pickup for you, and don't fuck it up this time. 46 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,091 Don't fuck up this-- 47 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:13,993 No, we're not gonna fuck up this time. 48 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,229 - Give us the info, Maggie. - [upbeat music playing] 49 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,932 [tires screeching] 50 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,778 Ladies and gentlemen, the dead are back. 51 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:34,781 [zombie growling] 52 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:38,084 [Judith] There's no flesh-eating behavior, 53 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:40,186 nor hunger for brain, 54 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,589 they're just... [inhales] ...here. 55 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:44,657 And that's the real disaster, isn't it? 56 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,962 [Bill] So, you're saying we have to relearn 57 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:50,697 our behaviors towards the living-dead? 58 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,933 The less offensive term would be living-impaired. 59 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:56,035 - [audience cheering] - What do you think, folks? 60 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:56,836 [audience applauds] 61 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,740 [blogger] I lost my job! They don't sleep. 62 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:03,610 How the fuck can we compete with these damn zombies? 63 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,212 Rain. Rain. 64 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:09,282 Population has dramatically grown by 175% 65 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,250 within the last six months. 66 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,585 It is now illegal for people to dig up their loved ones. 67 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,321 Zombies you'd like to fuck. 68 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:17,924 [reporter] Protests are rising 69 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,760 all over the world as the undead claim equal rights. 70 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,197 I'm Brad Thompson for Coleman News. [sighs] 71 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,898 Good night, and God bless America. 72 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:37,777 [both] We're invincible. 73 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:40,980 [music concludes] 74 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,817 - [doorbell ringing] - [both sigh] 75 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:49,856 [Karl] Mister McKenna? Hi. 76 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,125 Coleman's Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 77 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,693 - You called us? - Yes! Uh, 78 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,495 thank you for coming... [chuckles] ...so promptly, 79 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,430 - you guys are fast. [chuckles] - [Karl] Yeah. 80 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:58,998 Um... [clicks tongue] 81 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,768 ...now, I want you to know that we do love him, dearly, 82 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,671 and it was a hard decision for us to make. 83 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,105 We totally understand, sir. 84 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:09,275 You see, it's my father-in-law, and it's important for my wife 85 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,944 that he be treated with dignity. 86 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,480 - That is our policy, yeah. - Okay. 87 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,083 My wife is very fragile emotionally. 88 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,718 - So, if you could-- - [gun fires] 89 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:19,786 [Susan] Oh! 90 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,222 [operatic music playing over stereo] 91 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:24,657 [Susan] Oh, Pop-Pop! 92 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:27,226 - [sobs] - [Seth] What did you do? 93 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:29,495 I swear if you shot him in the brain, I... 94 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:35,468 - [snarls] - That was close. 95 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:36,736 [sighs] 96 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,408 How many times do I need to tell you? 97 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:44,177 No more shooting at Pop-Pop! 98 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,946 You said it yourself, Pop-Pop is just a fucking zombie. 99 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:48,114 [snarls] 100 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:51,884 [chuckles] Kids... [laughs] 101 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:56,422 ...no, Pop-Pop is living-impaired, hmm? 102 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:58,891 And the living-impaired have rights, 103 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:00,993 so you can't shoot them, okay? 104 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:03,363 He's just like a... [inhales sharply] 105 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,565 - ...like a retard. Hmm? Uh... - Hmm. 106 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,300 ...we don't shoot retards, 107 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,434 - do we? - [clicks tongue] 108 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:11,037 - No, we don't. - [Karl] Listen, uh, sir. 109 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,573 [chuckles] I don't wanna be mean and put pressure or anything 110 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,842 - but we're on the clock. - [Seth] Yes, I... I'm sorry. 111 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,777 Please proceed with the extraction. 112 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,812 - [Karl] All right. - [Seth inhales sharply] Um. 113 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:24,350 - [groans] - Okay. 114 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:27,854 - [grunts] - [groans] 115 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:31,657 - Are you sure this is necessary? - They're professionals, honey. 116 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:34,093 - [straining] - [Karl] I think we got him. 117 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:35,261 [Pop-Pop groans] 118 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:37,130 Careful guys, that chair is priceless. 119 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,598 - Yeah. Yeah. - [groans] 120 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:41,334 [Freddy] This ugly bastard is stronger than he looks like. 121 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,202 [straining] 122 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:46,806 [gasps, whimpers] 123 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,110 Totally normal. 124 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,714 [breathes rapidly] 125 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,486 Hey! Like new. 126 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,156 See what we had to deal with every day. [chuckles] 127 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,993 Okay, I'm just gonna need a signature right here. 128 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,396 Let's just proceed to payment. Uh... 129 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,999 - [card reader beeping] - Jeez. [groans] 130 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:16,068 The card reader, it's messed up again, man. 131 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:18,738 Oh, what the heck is that? That's really weird. 132 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:22,108 So sorry about this, sir, um... Do you mind paying cash? 133 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:23,910 Here you go. 134 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,814 - Thank you. - You did the right choice. 135 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:30,082 - Okay, come on. - [Pop-Pop groaning] 136 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:31,751 Hey, pleasure doing business with you, dude. 137 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:33,953 - I mean, sir. - Bye-bye now. 138 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:35,054 [suspenseful music playing] 139 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:38,057 [Karl] All right. 140 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:48,701 [music concludes] 141 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:55,708 [doorbell ringing] 142 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,579 [operatic music playing over stereo] 143 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,914 - [Seth] Hello. - [Stanley] Hi. Mister McKenna? 144 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,317 Coleman Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 145 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,053 I-- I believe your colleagues... [chuckles nervously] 146 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:08,321 ...have already taken... 147 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,956 - [groans] - Honey? 148 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:13,292 [protestors] Maddox Art is murder! 149 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:18,831 Maddox Art is murder! Maddox Art is murder! 150 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:24,170 Maddox Art is murder! Maddox Art is murder! 151 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,773 Maddox Art is murder! 152 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,915 Karl, my man! 153 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:40,720 Freddy, you're getting depressingly uninspiring. 154 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,523 - What do you mean? - [Don] Don't worry about it. 155 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:48,294 [Pop-Pop snarls] 156 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:49,662 What am I supposed to do with this? 157 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,998 Come on, Don, it's not that bad! 158 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,467 His head is holding on a pogo stick! 159 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:59,138 Exactly! Which makes him, uh... inspiring. 160 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,506 Yeah, like the, uh, 161 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:03,209 the magnificent head-spinning zombie, dude! 162 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,711 - Whoa! [cheers] - Whoa! 163 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,880 - Whoa! - See, art! 164 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,483 You wouldn't know art if it bit you on the ass. 165 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:12,485 I'm not going to take this one. 166 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:15,888 - Don. - Or at least, not at full price. 167 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,658 We have the certificate of termination and everything. 168 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,459 He's legit, I mean, you could do whatever you want 169 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:22,895 with him, you know, uh, no one cares. 170 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,932 - I'll give you half. - What? 171 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,901 - Take it or leave it. - That is an insult. 172 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,436 There's no deal. Come on, Karl, we're leaving. 173 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,838 Fine, you win. Half-price. 174 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:36,475 - What are you doing? - [Karl] We're broke, remember? 175 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:40,980 Oh, my. You have the softest hands. 176 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,650 I moisturize. 177 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,655 [inspirational music playing] 178 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:56,862 Oh, hi! I'm Bob Coleman. 179 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:59,265 And for years we've been studying 180 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,201 the most complex structure of the universe. 181 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,037 The human brain. 182 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,709 Each second, a hundred billion neurons 183 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:13,212 are sending ten thousand electro-chemical signals 184 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,982 making us behave the way we do. 185 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,387 That's why this cute little creature... [laughs] 186 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,024 ...makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside. 187 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:28,761 At Coleman, we're dedicated to unlocking 188 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,029 the secrets of the mind. 189 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,832 Help the research, donate your loved ones 190 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:37,770 through our Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 191 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,775 [music concludes] 192 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:45,378 - [gate clanging] - [ominous music playing] 193 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:49,115 [alarm buzzing] 194 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,625 - Great. - Hmm. Bye. 195 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,193 [music concludes] 196 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,764 [Karl] Your vampire hero stands before Shiva, 197 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,499 the last god of evil. 198 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,433 And... 199 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,270 [country music playing over stereo] 200 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,939 Shiva the Destroyer destroys Dracula. 201 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:16,842 Huh. 202 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,210 Why don't you just skip to the end? 203 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,745 What are you talking about? That would be cheating. 204 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:20,746 The whole book is cheating. 205 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,650 I mean, look at Dracula. He's all thin and handsome. 206 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,119 - He has to be thin and handsome. - No, no, no, no. 207 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,789 See, blood is super rich, dude. I mean, he'd be fat. 208 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,691 - At the very least, chubby. - [man] Hey, Maggie! 209 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,392 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie! Listen! 210 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:37,263 Do you think Dracula, the king of the undead, would be fat? 211 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,235 That is exactly why I don't hang out with you guys. 212 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,439 - This and that ugly hat. - This? 213 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,841 This is a hunter's hat, and I'm hunting so... 214 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:50,943 - it's appropriate. - Huh. 215 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,678 And I thank God everyday we didn't come 216 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:53,913 from the same ball sack. 217 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,915 Huh. Thank you. That's nice. 218 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:58,150 Hey, Maggie, I got you a milkshake. 219 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,387 Why? You know I don't drink milk. 220 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,489 Well, milk builds strong bones. 221 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,393 - I'm lactose-intolerant, Freddy. - Oh, I don't mind farts. 222 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,595 - Farts are natural. - Stop. 223 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:10,996 Karl, just hand me my share. 224 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,901 Uncle Gary! 225 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,838 There's an ear in my fries, again! 226 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,740 Yeah, I... I told the cook about it, 227 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,375 but he couldn't hear me! [splutters, laughs] 228 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,611 [Freddy laughs sarcastically] Good one! 229 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,279 I'm gonna leave you a bad review! 230 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,447 This time I'm serious! 231 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,583 [clears throat] Karl. 232 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,019 - [Karl] Yup. - You're short. 233 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:38,524 Oh, yeah. Um... [chuckles] ...funny story. 234 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,861 Don, he paid us half because it was damaged goods, 235 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,929 and, uh, that's not our fault, technically so, uh... 236 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,131 - [Freddy] Mm-hmm. - [Karl] Yeah. 237 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:47,166 Are you pissing down my back and calling it rain? 238 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,200 [chokes] 239 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,871 No! We're not into that thing. [inhales sharply] 240 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,205 It's a metaphor, you dumbass. 241 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,608 Look, can you just trust me for once? 242 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,109 - Trust? - [Karl] Yeah. 243 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:58,978 [Captain Picard toy] Listen to your brother. 244 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,212 You know he's telling the truth. 245 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,516 Oh, oh, did you hear that? Even the captain-- Hey! 246 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,018 You're a lying piece of shit, Karl! 247 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,987 [Captain Picard toy] You're a lying piece of shit, Karl. 248 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:09,989 That's a collectable. 249 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:14,527 Maybe we might have beheaded the pickup. 250 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,695 Hey, hey, hey! Traitor! 251 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,097 - See, I knew it! - No, no, no, no, no, 252 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,033 no, no, no! And this is horse shit, okay! 253 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,268 We're the ones doing all the hard work 254 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,836 while you sit on your fat ass all day! 255 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,571 - Hey! - [chuckles] Oh, really? 256 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,106 Ow, ah, my knee! 257 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,008 [Maggie] Really, can you hack into Coleman's system? Hmm? 258 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,576 - Any of you? - [sighs] 259 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:33,112 I guess you'd ask Captain Galacticus to do it? 260 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,914 No, Captain Galacticus would ask Meta to do it. 261 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,183 Well, then I'm Meta, he's the muscle 262 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,318 and you're just a prick getting a free ride. 263 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,121 Wait, you're leaving, already? 264 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,990 Yeah, I've had my dose of cheesedicks for one day. 265 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,692 Anyway, I got a date. 266 00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:49,195 - A date? With who? - [Maggie] Later! 267 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,064 - We were supposed to celebrate! - [doorbell dings] 268 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,732 Hey! Thanks a lot, Judas. 269 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:58,037 For your information, I know exactly what a metamorph is! 270 00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,672 - Metaphor. - Metaph... 271 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,940 - [Karl] Metaphor. - Metaphlor. 272 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,508 - [Karl] Yeah, there you go. - Metaphlor. 273 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,345 [classical music playing] 274 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,513 [mumbles] 275 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,618 [snorts] 276 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,525 [Hannity clears throat] 277 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,262 [exhales deeply] 278 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,268 [Hannity] By all means. Finish your cracker. 279 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:37,009 This is one of Coleman's biggest processing plants worldwide. 280 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,712 In order for operations to run smoothly 281 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,280 and for the company to profit, 282 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,350 every employee must follow the chain of command 283 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:48,921 with integrity, excellence, dedication and initiative. 284 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,824 We expect no less from our workers, 285 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,560 and we won't hesitate to cut off dead weed 286 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,664 in order to allow for stronger growth. 287 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,968 That being said, do you know why you're here? 288 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:07,006 We, um, we got our pickup stolen. 289 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,843 Hmm. Not just one pickup, Dave. 290 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,745 Oh, uh, actually, it's, uh, Stanley. 291 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,281 Ah. [exhales] Stanley. 292 00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:18,550 Over the last month, there have been a lot 293 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:22,988 of missing pickups and repeated errors 294 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:28,394 all coming from your sector. 295 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:33,599 Cracker? Mm-hmm. 296 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:37,236 It's not our fault, we... we think some jackasses 297 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,671 are posing as us and, uh, 298 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,274 they're, um, stealing our pickups, 299 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,009 - right before we get there. - [Hannity] Coleman's pickups! 300 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,010 Gentlemen! 301 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,446 You are currently owing the company 25,000 dollars, 302 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,481 and we're withholding your last pay... 303 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,051 until the situation is resolved. 304 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,356 - Understood? - Understood, sir. 305 00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,125 [upbeat music playing] 306 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,628 Damn! 307 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,110 [music concludes] 308 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,746 [Mrs. Neard] Coming, dear! 309 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,817 Good morning, Mrs. Neard. Is, uh, is Karl up? 310 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,151 They're going to take me. 311 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,988 - What? Who? - [Mrs. Neard] The doctors. 312 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,956 They told me I was impaired. 313 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,258 Nobody's gonna take you, Mrs. Neard. 314 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,194 I'm pretty sure you're not dead yet. [chuckles] 315 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,296 Just tell them I won't be leaving my home. 316 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,564 Oh, don't worry, I'll tell them. 317 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,099 Good! 318 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,936 Now, don't just stand there, darling, come in! 319 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,170 [Freddy] Okay. Great! 320 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,373 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 321 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,046 - Hey, big boy. - [Karl] Hey you! 322 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,416 - Wanna have boobs for breakfast? - [Karl] Affirmative. 323 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,018 [Jane moans] 324 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,353 That'll be 200 credits, honey. 325 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:03,555 [chuckles] 326 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,792 - [Karl] I'm coming, baby. - [notification dings] 327 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,061 Love the sound of that! 328 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,830 - [door slams] - [Freddy] What you gonna do 329 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,500 when Wild Gringo walks on you? 330 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,801 - [Karl] Hey, hey! No! - [Freddy] Get over here! 331 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,170 Oh, God, no. 332 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:23,575 [Freddy] Whoo! One, two, three! Whoo! 333 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:28,414 And the crowd goes wild for Wild Gringo! 334 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,749 - Whoo! - Freddy! [pants] 335 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,318 What? 336 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,087 What do you mean what? I was busy! 337 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,223 - Don't look. - [Zelvirella] Hmm. 338 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,161 - You were masturbating? - Yes okay! Get out! 339 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,195 [Freddy] Okay. 340 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,030 [Karl] Get out! 341 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,565 I'll give you couple of minutes. 342 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,935 - [pants] Fuck! [groans] - [music concludes] 343 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:53,072 [soft music playing] 344 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:03,649 [knocking on the door] 345 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,250 [Maggie grunts] 346 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,153 Are you busy, too? 347 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,390 Yeah. [sighs] 348 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:16,361 - So, had a fun night? - [Maggie] Yeah. 349 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,098 It was the best fucking night of my life. 350 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,767 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 351 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,304 [sighs] 352 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,073 [Freddy] So, um, yeah, uh, 353 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:31,477 Maggie, I've been thinking a lot. 354 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,911 [gulps] 355 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:37,483 Well, I just wanted to say that you are... 356 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,450 - [computer chimes] - [Maggie] Oh. 357 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,352 - [shushes] - ...so... 358 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:41,753 [keyboard clacking] 359 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,224 Huh. You guys ready for a pickup? 360 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,527 Pickup? Yes, yes! Hell-- Heck, yeah. 361 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,398 Uh. Karl's gonna need like five minutes. 362 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,900 - Why? - [music concludes] 363 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,370 [Karl] Jeez. 364 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,907 Is this really the place? 365 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,611 Hey! You're my best friend, Karl. 366 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,546 Can I get your honest opinion on something? 367 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:08,814 Sure. 368 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,785 Okay. So, you want my honest opinion 369 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,922 - on a rotten finger? - No, dude! The... the ring! 370 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,626 [clicks tongue] It's ugly. Happy? 371 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,830 Hey! Uh. I'm thinking about proposing to your sister. 372 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,366 Half-sister! Wait! Wait! Wait! 373 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,935 Yeah. I mean, I don't know, I... I feel ready, 374 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,537 and I'm pretty sure she is, too. 375 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,705 [scoffs] Don't you think you're skipping 376 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:36,875 crucial steps here? You're not even dating! 377 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,278 Oh, my God, and that horrid thing stinks, man. 378 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,546 Well, yeah, that's just the finger. 379 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,080 If-- It's the ring stuck to it... 380 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,083 - If I can get the ring off... - Freddy, it says "OG" on it. 381 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,718 Yeah, 'cause she's my Original Girl. 382 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,886 It's a gangster ring! 383 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,590 And you know what, man, dating a coworker is unethical! 384 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,160 Yeah. Especially my sister. 385 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,229 - Half-sister! - Whatever, man! 386 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,598 This conversation grosses me out! 387 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,466 Maggie doesn't even like you. 388 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,339 - Freddy, I'm... I'm sorry, man. - [Freddy] No. No. 389 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,174 - No, no, I'm sorry. - [Freddy] You're probably right! 390 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,243 Because masturbating to ZILFs on the internet 391 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,778 makes you a relationship expert. 392 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,480 - Oh, okay, you wanna go there? - Yeah, I wanna go there! 393 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,951 - Let's go there! Let's go there! - Yeah, I wanna go there! 394 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:19,718 - [taser zaps] - [groans] 395 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,653 [pants] 396 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,855 [groans] Ow! 397 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:26,792 [groans] 398 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,164 [Stanley] Rise and shine, ladies! 399 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,332 [both pant] 400 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,967 - [Stanley] What do we have here? - [exhales heavily] 401 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:41,440 Karl Neard... [chuckles] ...and, uh, Freddy Mercks, 402 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,376 crocodile hunter's little brother 403 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,877 and his hippo friend. 404 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,479 Well, I'll have you know that hippos are actually 405 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,947 one of the deadliest animals of the-- 406 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,382 Oh. Shut up! 407 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,785 And by the way, we're no longer friends. 408 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:56,154 Really? You really want to do this now? 409 00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,223 I'm sorry. Do you guys hear something? 410 00:20:58,223 --> 00:20:59,558 - Oh, come on. - 'Cause I don't hear anything. 411 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,593 - Freddy, they have guns! - [Stanley] Yes! We have guns! 412 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,695 - Listen to your friend! - He's not my friend! 413 00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:04,730 [gun fires] 414 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:10,035 - Shut up! Shut the hell up! - [tense music playing] 415 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,537 Don't you two idiots want to know why you're here? 416 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:19,044 - Well, we're here for a pick up. - Yes, I know, I called it in! 417 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:21,513 - It was a trap! - [Rocco laughs] 418 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,016 Jesus! We know you two idiots stole from us! 419 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,485 The ring. Right! The gangster ring! 420 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,955 - That's Maggie's ring! - She doesn't like you. 421 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,023 [gun fires] 422 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,061 This isn't working. 423 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,964 Rocco, I don't think these guys understand what's going on here. 424 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,632 Why don't you show them what we're capable of. 425 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:42,634 No, no, no, no, we understand. It's fine. 426 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,569 Rocco, this is not necessary, please, please! 427 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,371 - No! No! Please. [yelps] - [gun fires] 428 00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,673 [music concludes] 429 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,043 [Rocco groans] 430 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,816 I'm just not quite sure 431 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,451 what we're supposed to understand from that. 432 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,753 - Yeah, no, me neither. - I mean-- 433 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,322 - [Stanley] Shut up! - [tense music playing] 434 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,591 You don't disrespect the Wild Gringo. [groans] 435 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:10,095 [grunts] Karl's grandma hits harder than that! 436 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,897 Grandma you say? She sweet? 437 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,232 - She's the sweetest. - Change of plans. 438 00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:16,768 - [taser buzzing] - [music concludes] 439 00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:19,671 [Bill] Now, tell us again what happened. 440 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,406 [angry mother] Listen, I have nothing 441 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:22,774 against the living-impaired. 442 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:26,244 But one of those got naked in front of my six-year-old! 443 00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:27,379 Oh, come on! 444 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,947 He doesn't even have a penis anymore! 445 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,549 [angry mother] Well, I'm pretty sure I did see 446 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,317 at least one testicle! 447 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:35,120 [anchor] Ladies! Now, what do you think? 448 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,289 We'll be back after these messages. 449 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,091 [upbeat synth music playing] 450 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,065 Fucking slackers! 451 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,777 [music concludes] 452 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:02,447 - [Maggie sighs] - [both snoring] 453 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:05,250 - Really, guys? - Huh! What! 454 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,486 - [grunts] - You're piss drunk, aren't you? 455 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:08,620 A trap! It was a trap! 456 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,821 - What? - [Freddy] The pickup! 457 00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:12,157 - The pickup was a trap! [pants] - Yeah! There's blood! 458 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,492 Is this blood? Is this my blood? 459 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:14,726 I don't know! [pants] 460 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,561 - What the hell is that? - I don't know. 461 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,663 Oh, my God! 462 00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:20,265 - [upbeat music playing] - [Karl] What if it's a bomb? 463 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,933 Okay, what are you guys on? 464 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:24,202 - Go on, press Play! - Are you insane? 465 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,971 - Like I'm gonna fall for that. - Okay, I'll do it! 466 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,272 No, Freddy! No! 467 00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:28,874 Come on, guys, it's not funny anymore. 468 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:29,841 So-- [exclaims] 469 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:32,110 - [Karl] No! [grunts] - [Freddy] So... 470 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:35,881 [both grunt] 471 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,216 Oh, Freddy. No! 472 00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:40,385 Our saving throw is not high enough to survive this, Freddy. 473 00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:43,388 You know it! Please, please! No! 474 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,791 - [music concludes] - [Stanley clears throat] 475 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,560 We work for Coleman and we've uncovered 476 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,061 your shitty little scheme. 477 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,763 Grandma? 478 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,332 You've stolen 25,000 dollars'’ worth 479 00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:55,934 of living-impaired pickups. 480 00:23:56,835 --> 00:24:00,806 But you know what, make that 50, for our troubles. 481 00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:03,942 We want the money back or sweet old granny over here 482 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,010 goes bye-bye. 483 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:08,180 I told you, I will not be leaving my home. 484 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,715 [Stanley] You have 24 hours. I'll call you. 485 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:17,389 What kind of cheap-shot fart-knuckle asshole 486 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:18,657 goes for your grandma? 487 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:24,696 Okay, guys, we need a quick job that pays a lot. 488 00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:26,865 Like what? Robbing a bank? 489 00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:29,701 Oh! Why don't you ask Don to help us? 490 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,069 [Karl] No, I'm not interested in that. 491 00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:32,070 - Yes! - [Freddy] Yeah. 492 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:34,906 No, no, no, I'm not sure how I feel about it. [chuckles] 493 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,875 Why not? He's super connected 494 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,044 and... [chuckles] ... he really likes you, man. 495 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,912 Yeah, exactly! I mean, he's very, you know, 496 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,614 "touchy-touchy-feely" kind of guy, 497 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:45,150 and it makes me uncomfortable. I don't like it. 498 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,488 That's it? You have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 499 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,589 Yeah! You're being super selfish! 500 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:51,990 - Oh. - [Maggie] Karl... 501 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,994 You gotta take one for Granny. 502 00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:59,097 [upbeat synth music playing] 503 00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:14,513 Jeez! 504 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:19,184 - Jeez or jizz? - What? 505 00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:25,290 [grunts] It's toothpaste. Don't be so immature. 506 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,191 Uh-huh. 507 00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:29,728 Karl, I'm glad you called. 508 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:36,167 From what I understood, you're in deep, and it stinks. 509 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:39,471 [laughs] Now that is an accurate metamorph, 510 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,772 my good sir. 511 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:44,309 Uh. Karl said you might have a job for us? 512 00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:47,345 I don't, but the boss does. 513 00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:51,750 - A high profile pickup. - So, when do we meet him? 514 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,118 You're about to. 515 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,923 - [music concludes] - Ladies and gents, 516 00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:03,361 the mad artist of the macabre, the one and only, Otto Maddox! 517 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:05,263 [all applaud] 518 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:12,871 [dramatic music playing] 519 00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:37,729 [garbling] 520 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,703 - Huh, so it is art. - [shushes] 521 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,812 - [laughs] - [music concludes] 522 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:58,183 This is a nice place. A bit dusty, but cozy. 523 00:26:58,483 --> 00:26:59,584 Listen up, Granny! 524 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:01,519 Let me make this crystal clear for you. 525 00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:05,290 You do what I say, you don't run, you don't scream, 526 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,826 and it'll all be over in no time, hmm? 527 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,928 But you try anything funny, 528 00:27:10,161 --> 00:27:12,964 and my friend, Rocco, over here, is gonna impair you. 529 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:16,001 Oh, I'm already impaired, dear, but thank you. 530 00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:20,905 - I think I'm impaired too. - No shit, Sherlock. 531 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,675 The Darwin awards called, they have a trophy for you. 532 00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:26,244 - Really? - No! Not really, Rocco! 533 00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:28,480 Jesus Christ! Look, I have shit to do. 534 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,515 You keep an eye out for me, okay, while I'm gone. 535 00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:34,085 And stop playing with your gun. 536 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,755 God! 537 00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:41,326 My doctor said it's important to keep your brain stimulated, 538 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,696 so I suppose they have activities scheduled here? 539 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:46,765 - Hmm. - Bingo Mondays? 540 00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:48,933 Social dance Fridays? 541 00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:52,704 - [elevator bell dings] - [elevator music playing] 542 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:55,306 [Don] All right, make yourselves comfortable, 543 00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:56,675 he'll be right with you. 544 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:02,080 We'll talk about my finder's fee later, hmm? 545 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:04,983 [smacks] 546 00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:08,319 [music concludes] 547 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,288 [sighs] 548 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,758 For the record, I hate you guys. 549 00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:16,628 [Maggie] You're so stuck up, relax. 550 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:19,864 - Wow. [sighs] - [Freddy chuckles] Oh, dude! 551 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,633 Isn't that the girl that you were masturbating to? 552 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:26,438 Shut! No! That's the real one. 553 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,807 [soft tense music playing] 554 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:37,348 Oh, my God. The jewels of rock. 555 00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:41,486 The blade of death. Even got Rupert! 556 00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:46,524 - Isn't she marvelous? - [Karl] Yeah. 557 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,661 No! You got a 35-millimeter print 558 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,629 of the banned film Zelvirella? 559 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,898 Sir, there's like only five copies in the whole world! 560 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:57,302 Yes, and I own all five of them. [chuckles] 561 00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,672 - [Karl exhales] - Welcome! 562 00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:05,543 Welcome to my private exhibition. [inhales] 563 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,748 - [Maggie] Oh, fuck me! - [sneezes] God! 564 00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:13,752 Don told me you are the best in the hunting business. 565 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:17,355 - Really? - Uh. Yes. Yes, we... we are. 566 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:22,160 Yes. You know, I... I... I really dig your style. 567 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,430 Thank you. Throughout my life, I gathered quite the collection. 568 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:29,434 Though I feel my existence will remain incomplete 569 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,938 until I possess this last, but not least, precious piece. 570 00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:36,741 I want her at my arm, tomorrow night, 571 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,476 for my big performance. 572 00:29:39,677 --> 00:29:41,012 - Zelvirella? - [Otto] Yes, 573 00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:45,083 the queen of the dead, the exquisite Debbie Jones! 574 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,652 She's been located, in her family plot 575 00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:49,454 at the Country Hill Cemetery. 576 00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,956 You'll find all the boring info in there. 577 00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,160 So, uh, just another pickup then. 578 00:29:55,393 --> 00:29:57,295 Actually, it's a bit more complicated. 579 00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,331 This cemetery is Coleman's property. 580 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:04,035 Wha-- You want us to steal from Coleman? 581 00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:05,970 Exactly! 582 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:09,207 I do not want my name mixed in some shady business. 583 00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:16,447 That's why I'll pay you 25,000 to bring her to me. 584 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:23,154 You know, we're really looking at the Express VIP service here, 585 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:27,125 - and it's, uh, it's double. - Oh, I'm not here to bargain, 586 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,227 this is the job, this is the payment. 587 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:33,031 Well, all true collectors know that Zelvirella is worth 588 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:37,135 beyond the Express VIP service, isn't she? 589 00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:41,239 [music concludes] 590 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:46,211 He's very smart. All right, 50,000 it is. 591 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:47,879 Bring me my queen! 592 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:49,581 So, let me get this straight. 593 00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:52,951 We wanna steal from Coleman to repay Coleman, 594 00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:54,586 for stealing from Coleman. 595 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,956 Yep! That is exactly what we're gonna do. 596 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,428 [soft music playing] 597 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:11,202 - What? - Nothing. 598 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:15,139 No, it's just, you're all glittery. 599 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:20,378 - You're-- It's pretty. - [groans] 600 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:23,314 - Uh. Thanks. I guess. - [music concludes] 601 00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:24,949 [Freddy] Yeah! It's super cool having you, 602 00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,150 you know, with us, in the van-- 603 00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:27,952 - Watch out! - [tires screeching] 604 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:29,754 Have you got a death wish, buddy? 605 00:31:29,954 --> 00:31:31,789 You're gonna get us killed, asshole. 606 00:31:31,789 --> 00:31:35,093 Just pay attention to the road instead of staring at me. 607 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:38,930 That's really mean, Maggie. 608 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:41,432 Like, have you ever seen an asshole? 609 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,135 It's not pretty! 610 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,639 I looked at my asshole once. 611 00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:51,142 I mean, with a mirror, you know. 612 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,479 What? You guys were never curious? 613 00:31:56,481 --> 00:32:01,152 [Hannity] Overpopulation, diseases, epidemic. 614 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,722 The smell alone makes my stomach turn. 615 00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:07,825 Sixty million people die each year on a global scale, 616 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,728 adding to the living-impaired population count. 617 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:15,900 Now, in military terms... we call that an invasion. 618 00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:17,568 What do you think is gonna happen 619 00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:21,973 when they outnumber us, when they turn against us? 620 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:24,008 We need to restore balance, 621 00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:26,277 and the only way for that change to occur 622 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,781 is to engineer society's perception of the undead. 623 00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:32,583 - All eyes will be on this event. - [indistinct chatter on TV] 624 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,053 Including pro-living-impaired activists, 625 00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:38,289 making the Otto Maddox art show a perfect target. 626 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,360 Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present, 627 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:44,963 Project Zoltan. 628 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,732 [wheels rumbling] 629 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,269 [Susan groaning] 630 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:56,040 [Hannity] Doctor West, the floor is yours. 631 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,209 [ominous music playing] 632 00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:04,515 [whimpering] 633 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:12,390 [screaming] 634 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,558 [explodes] 635 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:20,398 [music concludes] 636 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:25,069 Mr. Hannity, may I have a word with you? 637 00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:27,171 [soft music playing over speakers] 638 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:32,276 Sit. 639 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:39,550 Sir, I understand the situation might be unstable, 640 00:33:40,451 --> 00:33:42,653 but I assure you the formula is working. 641 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:44,288 And as people say, 642 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:47,158 - shit happens. - I'll stop you there. 643 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:51,662 This little project of yours is costing me a shitload of money! 644 00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,599 With all due respect, sir, you can't make an omelet 645 00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:56,267 without breaking some eggs. 646 00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,970 And you can't make chicken soup out of chicken shit, can you? 647 00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:03,441 This is it, I'm shutting your ass down. 648 00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:06,077 You've got great qualities, 649 00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:10,748 I'm sure they'll appreciate you at Coleman Malaysia. [chuckles] 650 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,595 - [music concludes] - [thrilling music playing] 651 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,366 [Maggie] Go, go, go, go, go! Guys, come on. 652 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,834 [car door closes] 653 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:48,719 [Karl grunts] 654 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:53,858 - [both] We're invincible! - You guys need to dig fast, 655 00:34:53,858 --> 00:34:55,126 I don't know how much time we got 656 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,327 - before the next patrol. - [grunts] 657 00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:58,096 Maybe you can, uh, come out and help us. 658 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,231 No, we only have two shovels, genius. 659 00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:02,400 Yeah, no thanks. I'm just gonna keep the engine running, 660 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,035 and keep an eye on Coleman's Security System. 661 00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:06,771 Freddy, for fuck's sake, tie your goddamn shoelaces! 662 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,006 - No, I don't tie my shoes. - What are you, five? 663 00:35:09,006 --> 00:35:10,341 Maggie, it's a way of life. 664 00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:12,009 The only time Freddy got knocked out, 665 00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:13,211 he was tying his shoe. 666 00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:15,346 He sneezed and smashed his face on his own knee. 667 00:35:15,546 --> 00:35:19,417 - Dude, dude! That was a secret. - Four stitches! 668 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:21,652 - Guys, I don't care. Just go! - [Karl] Yeah. 669 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,723 [keyboard clacking] 670 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:29,193 [beeping] 671 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:31,496 We're in. 672 00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:35,366 Debbie Jones, here we come, baby. 673 00:35:38,035 --> 00:35:39,437 [both grunt] 674 00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:41,239 [laptop chimes] 675 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:45,643 [Maggie] No way. 676 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:49,313 [subject whimpering on screen] 677 00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:51,616 Coleman, you shady motherfucker. 678 00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,322 [Freddy groans, pants] 679 00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:00,324 [metallic thud] 680 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:06,397 - Yeah. Yeah. [chuckles] Oh. - [Karl] Yeah. 681 00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:08,399 No way. 682 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,436 - Oh, shit! - [both groaning] 683 00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:14,372 Guys! Guys, guys, guys! We got to go! 684 00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,107 [shushes] Okay, I present to you 685 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:18,075 the Queen of the dead, 686 00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:23,114 - Zelvirel-- Oh, my God! - Oh, fuck me! 687 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:25,316 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. She's all dried up! 688 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:28,186 Yeah, super dry, like extra crispy dry! 689 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,487 She's a freaking skeleton! 690 00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:31,088 There's no way Maddox is gonna pay us for this. 691 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:32,323 Let's give her a chance. 692 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:34,325 Maybe she's still somewhere in there. 693 00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:36,227 She just needs our help waking up. Right? 694 00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:40,598 Hear my voice! Rise! 695 00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:42,633 Rise! 696 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,270 - Rise! - [Freddy grunts] 697 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:47,838 [Karl] You broke her into pieces! 698 00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:49,774 - [Freddy groans] - Keep your fucking voices down! 699 00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:51,375 Or what, Maggie? 700 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,578 I mean, look at this! We're screwed anyway! 701 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,146 - What could be worse? - [gun fires] 702 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:57,014 [Karl groans] What the heck! 703 00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:58,616 - Someone shot me! - [gun fires] 704 00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:00,418 - [Karl] They shot me! - [guard] Freeze! 705 00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:02,954 Stop shouting freeze? You already fucking shot at us! 706 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,989 [Freddy] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 707 00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:06,424 - [Maggie screams] - [Freddy groans] 708 00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:07,825 [Karl] Freddy, I don't wanna die. 709 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,297 [music concludes] 710 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,070 I don't understand! We... we use it all the time! 711 00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:20,938 Mr. Hannity? 712 00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:22,006 [tense music playing] 713 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:25,309 [Beverly] Please. I... I swear it's not my fault. 714 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,246 He got strangled with the sex swing. 715 00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:29,947 [inhales] 716 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:36,754 Well, well. [scoffs] Welcome back, Mr. Coleman. 717 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:40,625 [snarls] 718 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:48,899 - [groaning] - [music concludes] 719 00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:54,405 - Is he able to speak? - Short answer is no. 720 00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:56,674 Oxygen shortage and intracranial hemorrhage 721 00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:58,309 will leave your brain damaged. 722 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,212 I need a word with him. In private. 723 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:02,380 [Beverly] Mm-hmm. 724 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:08,819 [inhales sharply, sighs] Bob, Bob, Bob. 725 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:12,723 - May I call you Bob? - [Bob groans] 726 00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:15,526 You've always been a source of inspiration, 727 00:38:15,926 --> 00:38:18,729 seizing all opportunities as they present themselves, 728 00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:21,432 never taking bullshit from anyone, hmm? 729 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:25,069 Well, now, I'm seizing mine. 730 00:38:27,171 --> 00:38:28,472 I'm taking over. 731 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,609 I've got big plans for the Coleman Corporation. 732 00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:37,048 - [vomits, coughs] - [Hannity laughs] 733 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:46,257 [Mrs. Neard] One, two, one and one, two... 734 00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:49,894 [soul music playing] 735 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:54,165 [Mrs. Neard] And step, step, and one, two, back. 736 00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:57,401 - One, two. - What the hell is going on here? 737 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,937 Social Dance Friday. 738 00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:02,540 He's making great progress, he's a natural. 739 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,741 [Rocco] Thank you! 740 00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:06,944 And... and what have you guys done with my place? 741 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,747 - We tidied up a bit. - [Stanley] You did what? 742 00:39:10,147 --> 00:39:11,248 It was dusty. 743 00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:15,186 She is our hostage, numb nuts! Not our maid! 744 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,355 Now, now, settle down. 745 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:20,558 I got the perfect remedy for grumpy boys. 746 00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:26,797 - Freshly baked sweet rolls. - Sweet rolls, man! [laughs] 747 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:31,836 - [sighs] - [music concludes] 748 00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,738 [Maggie] We are so fucked. 749 00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:36,240 [Karl groans] I'm so fucking cold... 750 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,708 [Maggie] You're not dying, Karl. 751 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,009 [Karl] I think I'm losing too much blood... 752 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,745 [Maggie] It's just a tiny-- It's a scratch. You're fine! 753 00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:44,048 Oh. [gasps] Oh, shit! You actually got shot. 754 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,951 - [Karl] Yeah! I told you! - Dude, chicks dig scars. 755 00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:51,756 Cheeseburgers? Really? 756 00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:55,292 Thank you for all the extra lactose, Freddy. 757 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,027 Since when is there lactose in cheeseburgers? 758 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,096 - [cell phone ringing] - Oh! 759 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:03,801 - [Stanley] What's up, losers! - It's them! 760 00:40:04,769 --> 00:40:07,738 Um. I'm gonna put you on speaker phone, okay? 761 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,975 - [cell phone beeps] - [line beeping] 762 00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:13,511 - I think I hung up on them. - Freddy! 763 00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:16,213 - I didn't do it on purpose! - [cell phone ringing] 764 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,315 - Oh, here, here! - [cell phone beeps] 765 00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:19,550 Did you just hang up on me? 766 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,753 - Stan? - Maggie! 767 00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:25,723 - What, you two know each other? - No! [shushes, scoffs] 768 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:27,491 So, after all this time, 769 00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:28,659 you're still Coleman's little bitch, huh? 770 00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:30,027 [scoffs] Screw Coleman, okay! 771 00:40:30,027 --> 00:40:32,530 If you don't bring my 50K in 12 hours, 772 00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:34,565 this old sweet old granny over here goes bye-bye. 773 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:35,766 Hey, hey, hey! 774 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,435 How do we even know she's alive, huh? 775 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:39,737 - Good point. - She is fine. 776 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,172 [Maggie] Yeah, well, then put her on the phone! 777 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,106 [gun fires] 778 00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:44,542 [chair creaking] 779 00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:47,778 - Really? - What the hell was that? 780 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,981 Uh, uh, nothing! What the fuck, Rocco? 781 00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:53,584 - Put the gun down! - [exclaims] What gun? 782 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:56,253 Look, put Grandma on the phone right now, or the deal is done! 783 00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:57,288 - Yeah. - [whispers] Yes. 784 00:40:57,521 --> 00:41:00,191 Uh. Yes. Um. She's coming. 785 00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:05,529 [imitates approaching footsteps] 786 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,601 [whispers] Come on, wake up. Please, wake up. Plea... 787 00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:11,769 [Mrs. Neard breathes deeply] 788 00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:13,437 [gasps] She's back! [breathes deeply] 789 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:15,005 [whispers] Speak! 790 00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:17,408 - Hello. - [both] Grandma. 791 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:21,445 [Mrs. Neard] Oh! Hello, sweeties, 792 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:24,849 - isn't it a beautiful day? - Are you okay? 793 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,951 Is that bastard treating you well enough? 794 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:29,320 - Language, young lady! - All right! That's enough! 795 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,890 - You got 12 hours! Got that? - [cell phone line beeping] 796 00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:37,027 - So, how do you know this prick? - He's my ex. 797 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:41,098 - You slept with the enemy? - [groans] Thank you, Freddy, 798 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:43,100 - for the reminder! - [garbage drum thuds] 799 00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:45,135 - Shit! - [Freddy sighs] 800 00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:48,606 Okay, we need another Zelvirella. 801 00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,741 You mean like the one that Karl masturbates to? 802 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,511 Can't you just say "jerk off" like normal people do? 803 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,713 - [metallic clattering] - [grunts] Show us! 804 00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:58,082 I'm not gonna jerk off in front of you guys! 805 00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:00,684 [sighs, exclaims] Show us the girl, you sick fuck! 806 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,087 [groans painfully] 807 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,689 [Stanley] Hey, would you quit crying, 808 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,091 - you overgrown cry baby? - [Rocco whimpers] 809 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:09,994 I've never shot a granny before. 810 00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:15,900 Oh, there, there. Aw. 811 00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:18,636 [mellow electronic music playing] 812 00:42:18,636 --> 00:42:19,803 [Karl] Oh, she's live. 813 00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:24,141 Uh, wait. I wanna see. [groans] 814 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:26,610 [Maggie] That totally looks like her. 815 00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:27,611 [Karl sighs] 816 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:30,281 This could actually work. So, how do we find her? 817 00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,684 Well, they also have a massage parlor, 818 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:35,886 and you can go and book private sessions. 819 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,956 Not that I ever tried. I'm just saying. 820 00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:41,859 Yeah, I guess, there's a first time for everything. 821 00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:03,180 [music concludes] 822 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,349 ["Electric Love" playing] 823 00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:08,285 ♪ You get me high ♪ 824 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,323 ♪ Electric love... ♪ 825 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:14,358 - [Karl coughs] - Username? 826 00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:20,864 - [whispers] Master-_bator69. - Come again? 827 00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:25,603 - Master-_bator69. [clears throat] - Just give me a second. 828 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:28,806 - How original. - It's a play on words, Maggie! 829 00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:31,041 - Mm-hmm. - So, you do use that word. 830 00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:34,712 - Double-standard much? - [Oscar] Platinum member! Wow! 831 00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:37,247 Which one of our delightful ZILF girls 832 00:43:37,247 --> 00:43:38,515 have you come to see today? 833 00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:42,820 - We are here for Zelvirella. - Of course, your favorite. 834 00:43:43,654 --> 00:43:45,556 Oh, it says right here 835 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,591 you never claimed your membership rewards. 836 00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:49,026 Well, it says it right here. 837 00:43:49,026 --> 00:43:51,061 And boy did you accumulate some points! 838 00:43:51,061 --> 00:43:55,132 So, here's your free Platinum Membership pin... 839 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,369 gel for your penis... 840 00:43:59,903 --> 00:44:02,873 a lovely ZILF T-shirt... 841 00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:06,176 some coupons... 842 00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:09,013 and, of course, our famous... 843 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,016 - pocket penis laser pointer! - [Karl] Oh! 844 00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:13,217 Okay, look, we don't have time 845 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:14,585 - for free swag, okay? - [Freddy exhales deeply] 846 00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:16,854 - [sharp electrical zapping] - [groans] God. [exclaims] God! 847 00:44:17,354 --> 00:44:19,123 Oh, that laser is brutal. 848 00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:22,393 Uh, you can proceed to booth 23, she'll be right there with you. 849 00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:23,894 Okay. 850 00:44:24,194 --> 00:44:26,897 ♪ ...My super, sticky Dirty heart ♪ 851 00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:31,001 Oh, and, uh, Platinum member's friends... 852 00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:35,806 do get a special discount. Care for a trial? 853 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,810 No. We'll just wait outside. 854 00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:42,680 Don't touch anything, Freddy. 855 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:46,650 [soft music playing] 856 00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:47,818 - [exhales] - [moaning in distance] 857 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:51,355 [door opens] 858 00:44:57,961 --> 00:44:59,630 [gulps, groans softly] 859 00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:02,232 Happy to finally put a face on my best tipper. 860 00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:03,200 [Karl] Hello. 861 00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:07,604 - [Zelvirella] Hi. - [Karl grunts, chuckles softly] 862 00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:08,605 [Jane sighs] 863 00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:11,008 Oh, you're kinda cute. 864 00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:13,844 - You too. You smell nice. - [Zelvirella] Thanks. 865 00:45:13,844 --> 00:45:15,112 - [breathing nervously] - [Zelvirella] So? 866 00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:17,915 - first time here, huh? - Uh, yeah. 867 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:20,150 [thrilling music playing] 868 00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:25,222 [both grunting, panting] 869 00:45:27,691 --> 00:45:30,027 [Maggie] Just open it. Ow! 870 00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:31,161 [grunts] 871 00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,664 Are you having fun, Karl? 872 00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,733 It's not what you think, Maggie. Get away! 873 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,634 Hey, maybe we can give them like five minutes? 874 00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:40,671 - What? - Oh, come on. He needs this. 875 00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:42,239 [Maggie] I'm hanging out of a window! 876 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,108 Are you friends gonna be watching? 'Cause it's creepy. 877 00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:46,043 - No! It's my sister. - Ooh! Well, we can invite her 878 00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:47,578 - if you wanted... - [Karl] No, no, no, no, no! 879 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,413 - [Jane laughs] - [door knocking] 880 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:52,049 [Oscar] Extra players need to register first! 881 00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:54,218 - Oops. [giggles] - [door knocking] 882 00:45:54,218 --> 00:45:55,886 [Karl] Look, we don't have much time, okay? 883 00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:59,056 Oh, wait, did you come here to save me from my pimp? 884 00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:01,525 - [door knocking rapidly] - Yeah! Yeah, sure. 885 00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:02,793 Wait, why? Is he mistreating you? 886 00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:04,862 No, he's just so overprotective, you know? 887 00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:05,963 It's suffocating! Like-- [groans, giggles] 888 00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:07,297 - [door banging] - Oh, shit. 889 00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:09,600 [Oscar] Hey! This is against house rules! Open up! 890 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,934 Everybody out! Now! 891 00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:12,436 Nobody tells me what to do, girl. 892 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,238 - [Karl groans] Oh, shit. - [door banging rapidly] 893 00:46:15,639 --> 00:46:16,840 [Maggie] Oh, come on! 894 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,509 [tense music playing] 895 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,277 [Karl groans, grunts] 896 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,949 [upbeat music playing] 897 00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:32,322 [Oscar] Hey! Your membership is terminated! 898 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:35,559 [Karl groans] 899 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,362 [Chelsea over radio] Sadly, we are also expecting 900 00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:40,964 a big protest against living-impaired abuse. 901 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,232 [Brad over radio] That's a real shame 902 00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:44,968 for freedom of speech. Well, if you're traveling by car, 903 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,370 and don't want to be late for dinner 904 00:46:46,370 --> 00:46:48,071 you should definitely avoid the Art District. 905 00:46:48,071 --> 00:46:49,139 [radio static crackles] 906 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:52,176 Love. It's the best feeling, right? 907 00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:56,747 - I'd rather be in a car crash. - [tires screeching] 908 00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:58,649 - [all exclaim, groan] - [clattering] 909 00:46:59,349 --> 00:47:01,819 - Freddy, pull over! - [Freddy] Okay, okay. 910 00:47:02,419 --> 00:47:05,155 [sighs] Perfect. 911 00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:09,593 [snarls, grunts] 912 00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:15,265 - [grunts] I'm stuck. - Thank you, we can see that. 913 00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:17,801 I can't fucking believe you! You just drove right into him! 914 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:20,938 - He hit us! - Li-- Li-- Liar! [groans] 915 00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:23,774 - Shut up! - You okay, there? Poor thing. 916 00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:25,342 - I've been worse. - [Jane chuckles] Aw. 917 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,611 [Maggie] You weren't paying attention. Again! 918 00:47:27,611 --> 00:47:28,946 I was paying attention 919 00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:31,448 to you being negative. [exclaims] Again! 920 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:34,318 Would you two just cut it for like a second, please? 921 00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:36,019 [Brad over radio] In other news, Country Hill Cemetery has been 922 00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:38,055 the theater of yet another hate crime. 923 00:47:38,055 --> 00:47:40,090 The police are looking for three suspects 924 00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:41,825 driving a green delivery van. 925 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,161 They are deemed armed and dangerous. 926 00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:45,729 You know, the police is looking for us now. 927 00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:47,064 Wait, what did we do this time? 928 00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:50,834 Oh! Nothing serious. Just you know, um, a hate crime! 929 00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:53,637 - That is a load of bullcrap! - All right! 930 00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:55,572 You said you're the brain of the operation, Maggie. 931 00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:58,075 So, you got any great plan to get us out of this? 932 00:47:58,075 --> 00:47:59,676 Yeah, I got a plan. I got a plan. 933 00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:01,879 I got it, uh, right, uh, right here! 934 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:05,015 - That's very mature, Maggie. - Mm-hmm. 935 00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:07,951 Says the guy who looked at his own asshole. 936 00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:09,720 [zombie chuckles] Asshole! 937 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,121 [Maggie] You shut up! 938 00:48:11,521 --> 00:48:14,024 - [Captain Picard toy] Asshole. - [Maggie chuckles] 939 00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:18,662 - [grunts, exclaims] Uh, Captain! - There, dickless. Go, fetch! 940 00:48:19,763 --> 00:48:21,765 Guys! Guys! Guys! Come on! 941 00:48:21,965 --> 00:48:24,401 None of our assholes are gonna matter 942 00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,838 if we don't get back on the road, like, right now! 943 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:30,941 [groans, whimpers] Okay. [panting] 944 00:48:30,941 --> 00:48:33,277 [strains, groans] 945 00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:35,145 [yelps] 946 00:48:35,779 --> 00:48:39,816 [sobs, whimpers] 947 00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:43,020 Hey! Hey, hey, come on, big guy! 948 00:48:44,955 --> 00:48:47,357 - Don't mind me. - Shut up. 949 00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:51,495 - [groans] - How about I call us an Uber? 950 00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:53,730 [cell phone ringing, beeps] 951 00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:55,766 [Stanley over phone] Hey, losers, clock is ticking. 952 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,568 All right! Now look, shitstick, we're on. 953 00:48:59,069 --> 00:49:01,438 Meet us at the Maddox Gallery, with Grandma. 954 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:02,472 Take it or leave it! 955 00:49:02,472 --> 00:49:04,007 [Stanley chuckles over phone] That shitty attitude, 956 00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:05,475 - I missed you, Maggie. - [cell phone beeping] 957 00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:07,244 [mellow music playing] 958 00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:09,112 - [exhales] What a twat! - Yeah! 959 00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:12,749 All right, let's hope that old glittery fart 960 00:49:12,749 --> 00:49:13,951 likes bootlegs. 961 00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:16,119 [Karl] Zelvirella? 962 00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:19,256 Zelvirella? 963 00:49:19,256 --> 00:49:21,425 Oh, shit! She's gone? 964 00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:24,695 Well, of course, she's gone! I mean, we kidnapped her! 965 00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:27,331 Go get your girl! Go! 966 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:32,636 - [Bob groaning] - [Judith] No! No! 967 00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:38,108 No, oh! [gasps] Bad! Bad! 968 00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:42,612 [Hannity] Is Mr. Coleman appreciating his new scenery? 969 00:49:42,612 --> 00:49:44,047 - [tense music playing] - [Judith] Mr. Hannity. 970 00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:45,382 We've made great progress. 971 00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:47,517 However, I'm afraid we need more time. 972 00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:50,988 Why? I've seen the tests. They're fine. 973 00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:53,357 They looked scary. 974 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,559 Focus on scary and stay away 975 00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,962 - from the party-popper heads. - Yes, this is the formula 976 00:49:58,962 --> 00:50:02,165 we have here, but it is extremely unstable 977 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:04,001 and infectious, we don't know-- 978 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,802 You believe Coleman's Special Forces 979 00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:07,504 can't contain this? 980 00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:09,539 The protocol suggests 981 00:50:09,539 --> 00:50:11,508 that we perform additional testing. 982 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:13,410 Maybe you're right. 983 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:15,946 [lights clicking] 984 00:50:16,313 --> 00:50:19,816 - What are you doing? - Following protocol. 985 00:50:20,484 --> 00:50:26,490 Oh, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 986 00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:30,794 Let me out! We don't have a cure! [sobs] 987 00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:33,030 - [Bob groans, snarls] - [Judith screams] 988 00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:37,034 - [continues snarling, grunting] - [tense ominous music playing] 989 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,536 [sobbing, wailing] 990 00:50:46,743 --> 00:50:50,514 [growling, snarling] 991 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:52,249 [music fades] 992 00:50:56,086 --> 00:50:57,354 [Karl] Zelvirella? 993 00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,632 - [rustling] - [bird wings fluttering] 994 00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:09,499 Hello? 995 00:51:10,967 --> 00:51:12,536 [eerie music playing] 996 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:16,506 - [exclaiming] Spare me! No! No! - Cut the crap. 997 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,642 - Where are you taking me? - We're on a job, 998 00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:20,644 and we're taking you to Otto Maddox at the Gallery! 999 00:51:20,644 --> 00:51:21,711 Otto Maddox? 1000 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:24,581 - Artist and billionaire? - [Karl] Yeah, yeah. 1001 00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:26,316 He wants you to be his date for tonight's event. 1002 00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:28,552 - Oh! [moans] - [Karl] Huh? 1003 00:51:28,885 --> 00:51:30,087 - [moans] - [gasps, moans softly] Oh! 1004 00:51:30,287 --> 00:51:32,355 - Oh, that's so romantic. - Ow! Watch out! Watch out. 1005 00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:35,158 That's a-- It's a... It's a bullet wound. 1006 00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:36,326 [moans] 1007 00:51:37,727 --> 00:51:39,162 It'll probably leave a scar. 1008 00:51:39,796 --> 00:51:41,631 [mellow music playing] 1009 00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:46,903 [both groan, moan] 1010 00:51:47,204 --> 00:51:48,605 - [Karl] Oh, yeah. [moans] - [Jane moans] 1011 00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:52,042 - [Freddy strains, groans] - [Maggie] Oh, that's so gross! 1012 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,343 You wanna know what's gross? 1013 00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:55,212 Is that you ever dated that jerk. 1014 00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,414 [scoffs] Get over it. I told you, it only ever 1015 00:51:57,414 --> 00:51:59,182 happened like once or, you know... [inhales sharply] 1016 00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:02,786 twice. Why am I trying to justify myself to you, 1017 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:04,321 it's none of your fucking business anyway! 1018 00:52:04,321 --> 00:52:06,723 - I was just kidding. [chuckles] - Very funny. 1019 00:52:07,991 --> 00:52:10,927 - Thanks. - It's sarcasm, Freddy. 1020 00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:14,498 [scoffs] Yeah, duh! Yeah, I knew that. 1021 00:52:14,865 --> 00:52:17,834 - [car door closing] - Oh! 1022 00:52:18,268 --> 00:52:21,471 [indistinct radio chatter] 1023 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,707 Looks like you folks got a problem. 1024 00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:27,777 - [indistinct radio chatter] - [sighs] 1025 00:52:29,613 --> 00:52:30,447 Uh-huh. 1026 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:32,249 Let me give you a hand 1027 00:52:32,249 --> 00:52:33,216 - with that! - [snarls, growls] 1028 00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:34,885 I got just the right tools in my car! 1029 00:52:34,885 --> 00:52:37,687 [Maggie] Oh, uh, you don't have to do that, sir. 1030 00:52:38,021 --> 00:52:39,589 - Pleasure, ma'am. - [zombie growling] 1031 00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,692 - He just "ma'am-ed" me. - Did he? I didn't-- 1032 00:52:42,692 --> 00:52:45,829 - I blacked out. - Okay, we're so royally fucked! 1033 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:48,665 No, I think if we just play it cool, we'll be fine. 1034 00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:49,799 [Maggie shushes] 1035 00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:53,069 Yeah! I tried to swerve out of the way but he just, 1036 00:52:53,069 --> 00:52:54,304 like, jumped right in front of me! 1037 00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:56,506 Don't worry about it. Happens all the time. 1038 00:52:56,806 --> 00:52:59,142 These sons of bitches, they're worse than possums! 1039 00:52:59,142 --> 00:53:00,710 - Yeah. - Hold that for me, sir. 1040 00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,112 Yes, I can do that. 1041 00:53:02,312 --> 00:53:04,347 [ranger] All righty. Let's start with the head. 1042 00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:07,617 - [zombie snarling] - [bone scratching] 1043 00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:10,420 Wow, that was... 1044 00:53:11,788 --> 00:53:13,256 - quick. - Majestical. 1045 00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:16,226 [chuckles nervously] 1046 00:53:19,496 --> 00:53:21,631 - [tense music playing] - [indistinct chatter] 1047 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,500 Oh, jeez. 1048 00:53:27,237 --> 00:53:28,471 [music fades] 1049 00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:31,875 [grunts, sighs] Well. Here you go, folks. 1050 00:53:33,109 --> 00:53:34,978 You might wanna stop at a car wash, 1051 00:53:35,445 --> 00:53:37,614 - get rid of that smell. - Yeah. 1052 00:53:37,914 --> 00:53:39,516 Well, you're a real lifesaver. 1053 00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:42,285 Yeah! No, that was really, really nice of you. 1054 00:53:42,686 --> 00:53:44,588 - [ranger] Now, drive safe. - [mellow music playing] 1055 00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:47,257 - [Jane giggles] - [body thuds] 1056 00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:48,758 What the hell did you do that for? 1057 00:53:49,025 --> 00:53:50,460 To save your asses! 1058 00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:52,996 [Maggie] That is assault on an officer of the law! 1059 00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,165 Yeah! A really nice officer 1060 00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:57,434 that had no idea that we were wanted! 1061 00:53:57,434 --> 00:53:59,236 And how was I supposed to know that? 1062 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,670 I thought that it was super brave. 1063 00:54:00,670 --> 00:54:01,972 I am so done! 1064 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,441 I will be in the van. Fuck all of you! 1065 00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:09,879 Well, we can't just leave him there. 1066 00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:13,950 [mellow music continues] 1067 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:22,192 [music fades] 1068 00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:25,195 I'm Chelsea Lee, your favorite Red Carpet correspondent, 1069 00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:26,796 here at the Maddox Art Gallery 1070 00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:29,432 where the glitterati of Necropolis is here 1071 00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:31,735 and Mother Teresa is here! 1072 00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:34,304 Mother Teresa, oh, my goodness! 1073 00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:36,906 Isn't she looking lovely in her designer robe? 1074 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,776 Nobody pulls off white and blue like Mother Teresa! 1075 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:42,612 Mother Teresa, you rock the white and blue! 1076 00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:45,749 - [chuckles] - Martinis later? [laughs] 1077 00:54:45,749 --> 00:54:47,150 You should see her on the dancefloor, 1078 00:54:47,150 --> 00:54:48,852 she is a maniac! 1079 00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:50,287 [over laptop] Here at Coleman News, 1080 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,289 we don't let protesters ruin our night, 1081 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,157 and we just look forward to the art. 1082 00:54:54,157 --> 00:54:55,325 I look forward to seeing 1083 00:54:55,325 --> 00:54:57,894 what Otto Maddox is going to release today. 1084 00:54:57,894 --> 00:55:00,764 Who knows, last time, it was very controversial. 1085 00:55:00,764 --> 00:55:03,900 Tonight, it's probably going to be even more racy. 1086 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:05,635 - But Coleman News... - [laptop beeps] 1087 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,470 ...will show you everything. 1088 00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:10,040 [electronic dance music playing] 1089 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,841 [indistinct chatter] 1090 00:55:38,568 --> 00:55:40,970 [suspenseful music playing] 1091 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:44,607 [laptop chittering] 1092 00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:47,010 Let the show begin. 1093 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,278 [electronic dance music playing] 1094 00:55:48,278 --> 00:55:50,880 [gas hissing] 1095 00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:56,419 [suspenseful music playing] 1096 00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:19,642 [growls] 1097 00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:37,727 - [music intensifies] - [gas hissing] 1098 00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:42,165 [groaning] 1099 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:44,033 - [music concludes] - [elevator bell dings] 1100 00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:47,937 [sighs] 1101 00:56:50,774 --> 00:56:53,843 Oh, my God! [chuckles] Have you guys seen this place? 1102 00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:54,744 There she is! 1103 00:56:55,211 --> 00:56:59,816 [exclaims] My queen! [gasps] I was getting impatient. 1104 00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:05,321 She's as magnificent as a thousand suns rising 1105 00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:06,689 over the ocean. 1106 00:57:06,689 --> 00:57:09,993 [gasps] All of this is yours? 1107 00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:14,964 Oh, yes, darling, yes. All of this, and you. 1108 00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:17,967 - [Otto grunts] - You sure know what you want. 1109 00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:22,906 [inhales sharply] Wow! She's in pristine condition. 1110 00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:27,844 Oh. Botox and fillers, you know how it is. 1111 00:57:27,844 --> 00:57:29,946 I've had some work done myself. 1112 00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:31,181 - Oh? - [Otto] Hmm. 1113 00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:33,183 [electronic dance music playing] 1114 00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,118 [growls] 1115 00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:41,491 - [screams] - [growls] 1116 00:57:42,325 --> 00:57:45,195 [screams] 1117 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:50,233 - [screams] - [indistinct clamor] 1118 00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:56,339 [music concludes] 1119 00:57:56,339 --> 00:57:59,509 Okay! Let's get her clean and dressed! 1120 00:57:59,509 --> 00:58:00,977 Stop right there, dude! 1121 00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:02,345 [gentle music playing in the background] 1122 00:58:02,345 --> 00:58:04,113 - You got our money? - [scoffs] 1123 00:58:04,614 --> 00:58:05,648 [Jane chuckles] 1124 00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:09,052 [chuckles] What I wouldn't give for the golden star 1125 00:58:09,052 --> 00:58:11,120 of my celestial realm. 1126 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,958 - Oh. - [Otto smooches] 1127 00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:17,627 [exclaims] Stop! 1128 00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:21,798 Stop, okay? Stop! The deal is off! 1129 00:58:21,798 --> 00:58:26,603 - Shut the fuck up, Karl! - [dance music playing] 1130 00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:30,640 - [indistinct clamor] - [growls] 1131 00:58:32,141 --> 00:58:34,944 - [growls] - [indistinct yelling, squealing] 1132 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,288 [growls] 1133 00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:50,326 - [tense music playing] - [elevator bell dings] 1134 00:58:50,326 --> 00:58:53,696 [both scream] 1135 00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:55,131 You trying to ruin my mood? 1136 00:58:55,131 --> 00:58:58,434 No, no, no, no, no, he's just, you know, jealous. 1137 00:58:58,434 --> 00:59:00,470 No, no, we like each other! 1138 00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:01,905 Hmm, that's real sweet, honey, 1139 00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:03,773 but this is a huge opportunity for me, so. 1140 00:59:03,773 --> 00:59:07,677 - [Otto smooches] - Hmm. [giggles] 1141 00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:10,380 - [moans] - Oh, I'm so sorry, Grandma. 1142 00:59:11,247 --> 00:59:14,117 She's not the real Zelvirella, she's a ZILF girl... 1143 00:59:15,618 --> 00:59:17,120 and she's the love of my life. 1144 00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:22,292 Okay, listen, he is just being emotional. 1145 00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:23,526 What did you just say? 1146 00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:25,361 I said that he's just being emo-- 1147 00:59:25,361 --> 00:59:26,696 [exclaims] Not you! 1148 00:59:27,497 --> 00:59:29,732 [laughs] 1149 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,237 [breathes sharply] I got fooled by a cosplayer? 1150 00:59:34,771 --> 00:59:37,340 Ah! [exclaims] She's a worthless fake! 1151 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:41,311 Do I look like a man you can play games with? 1152 00:59:41,644 --> 00:59:45,582 - [elevator bell dings] - [Mother Teresa growls] 1153 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:49,319 - What now? - [growls] 1154 00:59:49,619 --> 00:59:51,054 [screams] 1155 00:59:51,054 --> 00:59:52,822 - [unsettling music playing] - No! [screams] 1156 00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:54,657 [Mother Teresa growls, snarls] 1157 00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,060 [groaning, screaming] 1158 00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:01,731 [snarling] 1159 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:05,935 - Yeah, come at me. [grunts] - [snarls] 1160 01:00:07,904 --> 01:00:09,739 - [Don] Sorry, Karl. - Get off him! 1161 01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:11,975 - [groans] - Adios, guys! 1162 01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:14,811 - Go to hell, Don! - [snarls, growls] 1163 01:00:15,845 --> 01:00:17,146 [snarls] 1164 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:20,116 - [grunts] - [snarls] 1165 01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:21,317 [groans] 1166 01:00:22,151 --> 01:00:23,953 - [snarls] - [grunts] 1167 01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:27,156 - Shit! - [snarls] 1168 01:00:28,424 --> 01:00:31,060 - [grunts] - [snarls] 1169 01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:34,030 - [screams] - [squealing] 1170 01:00:35,531 --> 01:00:36,699 [grunts] 1171 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,569 [pants] 1172 01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:41,571 - [unsettling music continues] - [growls] 1173 01:00:41,571 --> 01:00:43,072 [blows raspberry] 1174 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:48,745 - [growls, groans] - [Karl grunts] 1175 01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:50,980 [music concludes] 1176 01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:54,417 [Karl pants] I'm sorry. 1177 01:00:59,022 --> 01:01:00,757 Dude, you just killed Mother Teresa. 1178 01:01:00,757 --> 01:01:03,326 - She was so mean! - Yeah, super rude. 1179 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:04,627 Way out of character. 1180 01:01:04,627 --> 01:01:09,899 - [growls] - [tense music playing] 1181 01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:12,702 Hit that glittery fucker! 1182 01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:15,338 [music concludes] 1183 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,541 - [groans] - Huh! [sighs] 1184 01:01:18,808 --> 01:01:20,810 Not bad for a worthless fake, huh? 1185 01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:22,178 [spits] 1186 01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:23,579 - [elevator bell dings] - [dance music playing] 1187 01:01:23,579 --> 01:01:26,949 - [zombies growling] - [indistinct clamor] 1188 01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:30,820 [tense music playing] 1189 01:01:32,655 --> 01:01:33,923 - [growls] - [Don exclaims] 1190 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:36,859 Okay. Okay. Okay. 1191 01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:39,362 - Play nice. [grunts] - [zombies growl] 1192 01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:42,699 [Don gasping] No, no, no, no! 1193 01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:49,706 - [screams] - [zombies growling] 1194 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,674 [music concludes] 1195 01:01:51,674 --> 01:01:52,809 [ambient music playing over speaker] 1196 01:01:52,809 --> 01:01:54,477 Why are they so hostile all of a sudden? 1197 01:01:55,678 --> 01:01:57,613 There has to be a logical explanation. 1198 01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:00,316 Maybe there's bath salts in the hors d'oeuvres? 1199 01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:03,419 That's actually plausible. 1200 01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:06,989 Hey. 1201 01:02:07,623 --> 01:02:10,293 You really meant what you said up there, master-_bator? 1202 01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:14,297 You can actually call me Karl. [chuckles] 1203 01:02:14,297 --> 01:02:15,298 [both chuckle softly] 1204 01:02:16,165 --> 01:02:17,133 I'm Jane. 1205 01:02:21,504 --> 01:02:24,373 - [upbeat synth music playing] - [elevator bell dings] 1206 01:02:24,373 --> 01:02:25,742 Go, go, go! 1207 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,311 [zombies growling] 1208 01:02:35,952 --> 01:02:38,821 Move. Move, move, move! Come on! Guys, we gotta go! Go, go, go! 1209 01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:40,189 Oh, shit! 1210 01:02:40,189 --> 01:02:41,724 Holy fuck, are you guys seeing this? 1211 01:02:41,724 --> 01:02:42,859 Yeah, it's like, uh-- 1212 01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:43,993 - In the movies. - Yeah. 1213 01:02:43,993 --> 01:02:45,495 What the hell are we supposed to do now? 1214 01:02:45,495 --> 01:02:46,662 Okay, we charge at them 1215 01:02:46,662 --> 01:02:48,131 and we hit them in the brain real hard. 1216 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:49,499 Yeah, and don't let them bite you. 1217 01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:52,168 - Great plan. Genius. - Thanks. 1218 01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:54,971 - Oh, that was sarcasm. I... - [cell phone ringing] 1219 01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:56,506 [Maggie] Oh, for fuck's sakes! 1220 01:02:56,739 --> 01:02:58,074 [Stanley over phone] Where's my money? 1221 01:02:58,074 --> 01:03:00,276 Look, we have it. Almost. 1222 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:01,544 [Stanley over phone] What do you mean, "almost"? 1223 01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:04,113 You know what freaking time it is? It's freaking time's up! 1224 01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:05,481 [Brad over TV] ...dangerous bio-terrorists have claimed 1225 01:03:05,481 --> 01:03:08,651 responsibility for the ongoing Maddox Art Gallery attack. 1226 01:03:09,185 --> 01:03:10,953 [Chelsea] The terrorists have been identified 1227 01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:12,889 as being Karl Neard, Freddy Mercks, 1228 01:03:12,889 --> 01:03:14,724 Maggie Neard, and Jane Doe. 1229 01:03:14,724 --> 01:03:17,360 Feminist, activist, terrorist. 1230 01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:19,562 All very dangerous to our freedom. 1231 01:03:20,129 --> 01:03:21,998 Oh, now, we're terrorists? 1232 01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:24,000 No, no, no, no. We're bio-terrorists, okay? 1233 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,668 - It's far worse! - Thank you, Karl, 1234 01:03:25,668 --> 01:03:27,036 that really helps a lot. 1235 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:31,040 - Wait! Where's Jane? - [Freddy] Who? 1236 01:03:33,709 --> 01:03:34,944 Look, she's right there! 1237 01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:39,649 - They're not attacking her. - I know, it's weird. 1238 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:42,552 It's like they're only attracted to us. Warm-blooded. 1239 01:03:43,419 --> 01:03:45,288 - Look, she's getting our money. - [chuckles softly] 1240 01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:53,863 - That back-stabbing bitch! - Heart-stabbing, Maggie. 1241 01:03:54,797 --> 01:03:56,065 Heart-stabbing. 1242 01:03:56,799 --> 01:03:58,467 - [music concludes] - [tense music playing] 1243 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:00,937 [car doors close] 1244 01:04:18,054 --> 01:04:19,322 - [music concludes] - [metallic rattling] 1245 01:04:19,322 --> 01:04:22,925 - [indistinct clamor] - [zombies growling] 1246 01:04:23,326 --> 01:04:25,728 - So, we hit them in the brain. - Real hard. 1247 01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:28,164 - Here. - [soft music playing] 1248 01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:32,301 - Oh, 'cause I'm the girl? - No, 'cause you're badass. 1249 01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:34,670 - Thank you. - Okay. 1250 01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:36,239 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1251 01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:39,742 Before we do this, and you know, most probably die, 1252 01:04:40,076 --> 01:04:41,944 I just thought it would be really cool 1253 01:04:41,944 --> 01:04:43,212 to have you as a brother-in-law. 1254 01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:45,214 Hey, don't I get a say in that? 1255 01:04:45,815 --> 01:04:47,416 Okay, uh, listen, Maggie, I'm... 1256 01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:50,653 I'm really sorry being jealous of your ex-boyfriend, 1257 01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:51,687 who is an asshole. 1258 01:04:52,188 --> 01:04:53,623 [Karl] And I'm sorry too, okay? 1259 01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:56,158 I know, I made the plan fail, and that was selfish. 1260 01:04:56,158 --> 01:04:58,928 I get it, so, I'm sorry. 1261 01:04:58,928 --> 01:05:02,164 You guys are so lame, but adorable. 1262 01:05:05,501 --> 01:05:07,436 All right, fine. Okay, uh, 1263 01:05:08,337 --> 01:05:10,439 I swear to God, if we ever get out of this thing alive, 1264 01:05:10,439 --> 01:05:11,607 I will... 1265 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,010 play DandD with you. 1266 01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:18,614 - Good enough. - Uh, dude, that's huge! 1267 01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:20,216 - [Karl] I know. - [laughs] Okay. 1268 01:05:21,117 --> 01:05:22,885 - [Maggie grunts] - [speaks indistinct] 1269 01:05:23,252 --> 01:05:25,354 [in deep voice] We're gonna show these rotten bastards 1270 01:05:25,354 --> 01:05:26,622 - what happens-- - Hey! Ugh! [groans] 1271 01:05:27,723 --> 01:05:29,058 - Hold on. - Maggie! 1272 01:05:29,058 --> 01:05:30,226 [Maggie groans] 1273 01:05:30,226 --> 01:05:33,462 You can't go into battle with your shoes untied. 1274 01:05:33,696 --> 01:05:36,165 - Okay. - [in deep voice] Okay! 1275 01:05:36,365 --> 01:05:38,501 We're gonna show these rotten bastards 1276 01:05:38,501 --> 01:05:44,206 what happens when Wild Gringo gets wild! 1277 01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:45,841 [yells] 1278 01:05:45,841 --> 01:05:47,543 [thrilling music playing] 1279 01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:54,617 [all] We're invincible! 1280 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:07,330 - [yelling] - [Freddy grunts] 1281 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:10,299 - [bone cracking] - [groans] Ow! Motherfucker! 1282 01:06:10,299 --> 01:06:11,734 - [Maggie groans] - [Freddy] Maggie! 1283 01:06:11,734 --> 01:06:13,970 That's why we drink our milk! 1284 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,072 I'm lactose intolerant, asshole! 1285 01:06:16,072 --> 01:06:20,242 - [Karl grunting] - [growls] 1286 01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:23,713 [body thuds] 1287 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:27,516 [Freddy] Okay, uh, all right, uh, I'm gonna pick you up, 1288 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,318 I'm strong enough to do that. 1289 01:06:29,685 --> 01:06:32,254 [sneezes] 1290 01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:34,724 Freddy! 1291 01:06:35,024 --> 01:06:36,492 [Karl grunts] 1292 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:43,032 [growling] 1293 01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:44,600 Guys? 1294 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:48,804 Freddy, come on, wake up! Freddy, come on, please. Freddy! 1295 01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:51,273 - [growls] - [Maggie] Freddy, Freddy. 1296 01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:56,278 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! [whimpers] 1297 01:06:56,612 --> 01:06:57,747 [grunts] 1298 01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:02,018 - [growls] - Shit! 1299 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,219 [gun fires] 1300 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,288 - [snarls] - Guys? 1301 01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:13,863 [snarls] 1302 01:07:14,463 --> 01:07:16,365 - Shiva the Destroyer. - [growls, snarls] 1303 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:17,233 [screams] 1304 01:07:21,103 --> 01:07:23,239 [mumbles indistinctly] 1305 01:07:27,009 --> 01:07:28,377 - Fucker! [groans] - [gun clatters] 1306 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,080 [snarls, growls] 1307 01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:33,616 [Freddy grunting, growling] 1308 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:36,519 [in deep voice] Welcome to Pain City. 1309 01:07:36,519 --> 01:07:39,522 - Population, you! - [growls] 1310 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:42,625 - [panicked mumbling] Freddy! - [Freddy] Oh! 1311 01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:44,627 [Freddy grunts] 1312 01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,295 That's okay. 1313 01:07:46,295 --> 01:07:50,266 [Freddy grunts, growls] 1314 01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:53,069 - [gasps] - [growls] 1315 01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:57,206 - [Freddy laughs] - Just kick his ass already! 1316 01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:04,080 [in deep voice] That's what I'm talking about! Whoa! [yells] 1317 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:10,319 Hey, don't make me-- Stop! I'll stab you, man. Come on! 1318 01:08:10,319 --> 01:08:15,825 [exclaims] Oh, my God! [screaming] 1319 01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:19,028 - [bone cracking] - [groans] 1320 01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:20,329 [growls] 1321 01:08:25,734 --> 01:08:27,703 [growls] 1322 01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:32,274 [Freddy grunting] 1323 01:08:32,808 --> 01:08:35,478 [in deep voice] Whoa, yeah! 1324 01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:38,747 - [screaming] - [growling] 1325 01:08:45,888 --> 01:08:48,491 Wow! Guys! [pants] 1326 01:08:48,491 --> 01:08:52,862 [Freddy in deep voice] Gringo! Gringo! Gringo! Whoo! 1327 01:08:54,330 --> 01:08:56,699 [exhales, in normal voice] Ooh, that was crazy! 1328 01:08:56,699 --> 01:08:58,067 Freddy, look out! 1329 01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:00,069 - [gun firing] - [growls] 1330 01:09:00,069 --> 01:09:02,104 - [tense music playing] - [gun firing] 1331 01:09:02,104 --> 01:09:04,907 - [zombies growling] - [breathes heavily] 1332 01:09:11,113 --> 01:09:14,550 [Karl] Oh, my God! Oh! [whimpers, pants] 1333 01:09:15,618 --> 01:09:17,887 [lights clicking] 1334 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:21,490 [tense music playing] 1335 01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:25,761 - Jane? - Everybody, get on your knees. 1336 01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:28,597 Now! 1337 01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:38,040 I'm surprised you're all still alive, 1338 01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:43,412 but glad to meet the terrorists behind Project Zoltan. 1339 01:09:43,412 --> 01:09:44,613 Oh, it's Dracula's hound. 1340 01:09:44,613 --> 01:09:46,348 - [shushes] Shut up, Karl. - Just saying. 1341 01:09:46,348 --> 01:09:51,654 This massacre just exposed your true nature to the world. 1342 01:09:51,654 --> 01:09:55,624 - You filthy zombies. - Hey, she's living-impaired. 1343 01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:59,295 [Stanley] Down on the ground, now! 1344 01:10:00,696 --> 01:10:01,530 [gasps] 1345 01:10:03,098 --> 01:10:04,166 [grunts] 1346 01:10:04,433 --> 01:10:06,869 [tense music continues playing] 1347 01:10:08,704 --> 01:10:11,740 [laughs] 1348 01:10:14,176 --> 01:10:16,145 Oh, hey, man! 1349 01:10:16,145 --> 01:10:17,813 I bet you didn't see this one coming, huh? 1350 01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:18,781 [clicks tongue] 1351 01:10:18,781 --> 01:10:20,516 Tell me, how does it feel to be on your knees? 1352 01:10:20,516 --> 01:10:22,251 Now is not the time, Dave. 1353 01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:24,386 My name is Stanley. 1354 01:10:24,386 --> 01:10:26,322 How many fucking times do I have to tell you that? 1355 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:28,090 - Who the hell is Dave anyway? - [Maggie] Calm down! 1356 01:10:28,090 --> 01:10:30,359 Everything is fine. We have the money. 1357 01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:32,228 - My money! - [Jane] Hey, time out. 1358 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,196 - Finders keepers. - Sneaky bitch! 1359 01:10:34,196 --> 01:10:38,934 [scoffs] Baby, I'm so sorry. I was... I was really scared. 1360 01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:41,870 - She was scared, Maggie! - She's lying, Karl! 1361 01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:44,073 - You don't know that. - I agree with both of you! 1362 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,774 Shut up! 1363 01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,843 Enough with the fucking bickering! 1364 01:10:47,843 --> 01:10:48,777 Do you hear yourselves? 1365 01:10:48,777 --> 01:10:50,813 [mimics] "I am scared." "I agree with you both." 1366 01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:52,781 I should shoot all of you in the fucking face. 1367 01:10:53,782 --> 01:10:55,351 - Give me that. - [Stanley groans] Ah! 1368 01:10:55,884 --> 01:10:57,553 Nice. Now... 1369 01:10:58,754 --> 01:11:00,756 [breathes deeply] ...where was I? 1370 01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:02,591 Ah, yes. 1371 01:11:03,392 --> 01:11:06,161 Your days of roaming our streets 1372 01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:09,765 and infecting us with diseases are over. 1373 01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:12,067 Well, the last disease I caught wasn't from a dead guy. 1374 01:11:12,067 --> 01:11:13,869 [Maggie] You know, you got some nasty shit going on 1375 01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:16,705 inside your lab yourself, I've seen it. 1376 01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:20,442 I bet you orchestrated this whole fucking thing. 1377 01:11:20,909 --> 01:11:24,580 - So, it wasn't bath salts? - You made them look bad, 1378 01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:28,617 so you could cash in on some big ass Coleman cleanup contract 1379 01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:30,686 and be the goddamn hero, didn't you? 1380 01:11:30,686 --> 01:11:34,690 And you all are the perfect scapegoats, aren't you? 1381 01:11:34,690 --> 01:11:36,025 [laughs] 1382 01:11:36,825 --> 01:11:40,129 You got me! You got me, clever girl. 1383 01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:43,432 Too bad no one's ever gonna find out. 1384 01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:45,100 - [gun clicking] - [Maggie groans] 1385 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,303 - Karl, laser penis! - [upbeat music playing] 1386 01:11:48,537 --> 01:11:50,739 - [screams] - [screams] 1387 01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:54,176 - [neck cracks] - [groans] Oh! 1388 01:11:54,510 --> 01:11:56,478 - [body thuds] - [exclaims] Yes! 1389 01:11:56,712 --> 01:11:59,248 - No mask! - Yeah, I know! It's all Freddy. 1390 01:11:59,248 --> 01:12:00,516 [laughs, gasps] 1391 01:12:00,516 --> 01:12:03,585 [Hannity growling] 1392 01:12:04,119 --> 01:12:05,888 [tense music playing] 1393 01:12:06,188 --> 01:12:08,190 - [gun fires] - [Karl gasps] 1394 01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:11,460 You ruined everything, you wretched scum! 1395 01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:15,297 - What have you done? - The world a fucking favor! 1396 01:12:15,297 --> 01:12:18,434 [saw whirring] 1397 01:12:20,102 --> 01:12:21,870 You look better dead, baby. 1398 01:12:22,971 --> 01:12:23,906 [grunts] 1399 01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:26,842 [music concludes] 1400 01:12:27,976 --> 01:12:30,112 - Nice shot. - Good pass. 1401 01:12:30,379 --> 01:12:32,514 [soft synth music playing] 1402 01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:39,822 [groans] Oh! 1403 01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:43,926 - It's a miracle. - You fucking fucker! 1404 01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:50,766 Well, I love you too, Maggie. 1405 01:12:50,766 --> 01:12:54,636 - Yeah, nice try, shit face. - [laughs] 1406 01:12:57,706 --> 01:13:02,044 Uh, guys? Hate to interrupt, but where's the money? 1407 01:13:06,515 --> 01:13:07,683 And where's Stan? 1408 01:13:10,085 --> 01:13:12,121 [suspenseful music playing] 1409 01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:25,100 - [phone ringing] - [woman on TV] Oh, we can't. 1410 01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:26,568 What would my father say? 1411 01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:32,141 - Why can't they be together? - [man on TV] But I love you. 1412 01:13:32,508 --> 01:13:35,878 [whispers] Come on, pick up. Shit. 1413 01:13:38,781 --> 01:13:40,349 I got the money, you knucklehead, 1414 01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:41,617 I got the money, you bitch. 1415 01:13:41,617 --> 01:13:45,454 - [growls] - [groans] 1416 01:13:48,657 --> 01:13:51,427 - [whispers] You fucking asshole! - [zombie growling] 1417 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,662 [breathes heavily] 1418 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:00,235 [music concludes] 1419 01:14:00,569 --> 01:14:02,137 - [indistinct clamoring] - [Chelsea] Any moment now. 1420 01:14:02,504 --> 01:14:03,539 Here they are Brad, 1421 01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:05,474 our terrorists are exiting the building by the front door, 1422 01:14:05,474 --> 01:14:06,542 as we speak. 1423 01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:08,076 Anything to say for your defense? 1424 01:14:08,076 --> 01:14:09,812 Yeah, we're innocent. 1425 01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:12,414 I recorded everything and I have proof. 1426 01:14:12,414 --> 01:14:14,616 [Captain Picard toy] I recorded everything and I have proof. 1427 01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:16,819 [indistinct chatter] 1428 01:14:16,819 --> 01:14:17,920 I do. 1429 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,790 [static buzzing] 1430 01:14:24,026 --> 01:14:25,794 [synth music playing] 1431 01:14:29,565 --> 01:14:32,701 [Karl] Yeah, so I skip to the end. 1432 01:14:33,402 --> 01:14:35,070 Oh, I know, I'm cheating. 1433 01:14:38,106 --> 01:14:40,843 Well, the good news is, we got Granny back. 1434 01:14:42,611 --> 01:14:45,714 She's living-impaired now, but she always thought she was, 1435 01:14:45,714 --> 01:14:47,916 so I guess she's finally happy. 1436 01:14:51,186 --> 01:14:52,855 And we didn't get arrested. 1437 01:14:53,722 --> 01:14:55,624 Turns out that Captain Galactica's keychain plan 1438 01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:57,192 didn't work out as I'd hope, 1439 01:14:57,192 --> 01:14:58,494 it didn't prove anything. 1440 01:14:59,728 --> 01:15:02,831 But all hell broke loose. 1441 01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:07,302 The infection got out and spread like crazy. 1442 01:15:07,536 --> 01:15:09,638 [tense music playing] 1443 01:15:12,374 --> 01:15:13,675 [car alarm blaring] 1444 01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:17,145 [Karl] Welcome to the real zombie apocalypse. 1445 01:15:17,145 --> 01:15:21,183 - [helicopter blades whirring] - [zombies growling] 1446 01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:26,255 [police siren blaring in distance] 1447 01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:29,258 [Stanley growling] 1448 01:15:31,326 --> 01:15:32,528 [police siren blaring] 1449 01:15:36,765 --> 01:15:39,334 - [screams] - [music concludes] 1450 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,637 [upbeat synth music playing] 1451 01:18:40,782 --> 01:18:43,018 [music fades] 1452 01:18:46,788 --> 01:18:49,291 [mild tempo music playing] 1453 01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:03,565 [music concludes]